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    儿子们的第一份研究报告

    开头各自如下:

    儿子甲:我选择研究kakapo, 因为它看起来很特别,它的名字也很特别。。。(这个鸟,全世界还剩一百多只,估计是猫头鹰和鹦鹉生的)。

    儿子乙:我选择研究Gila Monsters (儿子乙背景声:念hee la Monster),因为它不但有毒,而且长得象蜥蜴。(爸爸:那别人还是不知道为什么它有毒和象蜥蜴你就喜欢呀?)(儿子甲帮腔:可是任何有理性的人读到这里都能推断出作者是喜欢有毒的动物和蜥蜴的!)。另外,我喜欢一切monster, Gila Monster既是monster,还很少致命。。。

    大家知道,帝国主义教孩子干事,就一个字:假模假式扯大旗装虎皮雷声很大雨点也不小总之就是z-turn. 为了写这个报告,儿子们wikipedia了,图书馆查了三个小时资料了,夜行动物一本大书扛回来了,笔记也记了好几页纸了。不知道陪他们的马迷累不累,旁边看着的呆地都觉得累。

    只是儿子们一直兴致勃勃,还抬头问我们:咦?为什么这本书上说Kakapo是大眼睛,那本书上又说它是小眼睛?

    这个,孩子,大概是因为其中一本书的作者没有像你们这么认真吧。

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    你的意思是说: 反动思想has become the new age status quo?
    Nov. 19
    Legendwrote:
    在这个变幻和前进的时代还觉得自己思想反动的人,多半是一个不能与时俱进的,守旧的人。
    Nov. 19
    统战的问题太敏感。
    你知道我一向思想反动, 不敢在你这儿冒天下之大不韪了, 呵呵~
    Nov. 19
    Legendwrote:
    龙凤家长:对你,党考虑的不是加强政治思想工作的问题,而是该不该统战你的问题。
    Nov. 19
    嗯, 看来我这没回国的, 非自由职业者也有加强政治思想工作的必要了。
    请问, 您这儿开班儿吗?
    Nov. 19
    Liminwrote:
    本着求学精神,同样不懂的我查了一下:
    Z-Turn
    Zhe Teng,折腾,
    means when driving,suddenly turn right or left;it also implies political stance change or political movement.
    No Z-turns!Let's build harmonious society

    出处: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Z-Turn
    Nov. 19
    Legendwrote:
    li-ning: 回国这么长时间不z-turn都不懂?看来对你们这些自由职业者确实有加强政治思想工作的必要。
    Nov. 18
    Legendwrote:
    辗转抄来的:)读书,做笔记。然后根据笔记整理的。
    Nov. 18
    Ning Liwrote:
    太牛了!学习假模假式扯大旗装虎皮雷声很大雨点也不小总之就是z-turn
    啥是z-turn
    Nov. 18
    Han Yanwrote:
    太猛了,中文英文都不认识。这个东西每年只吃5到7次东西?这倒是省心。
    Nov. 18
    Li Jingwrote:
    有其父必有其子啊
    俺们确实望尘莫及中:P
    Nov. 18
    Xiaoyuanwrote:
    望尘莫及。
    Nov. 18
    pei zhangwrote:
    我也学着来一个暴风雨赞!
    一年级的小朋友都有这么高深的课程了,太强了!
    不过我阿Q的想:如果我们学校现在就布置这样的作业,最痛苦的人估计是我了。:P
    PP还是FF的那份草稿我看着都头大啊。。。
    Nov. 18
    Liminwrote:
    眼镜都掉下来了。草稿中若干单词我不认识。
    Nov. 18
    Legendwrote:
    呆地我也不认识,呵呵。。。中文英文都不认识。
    Nov. 17
    牛啊~ 这两样动物俺都不认识,至少不认识E文~ :D:D:D
    Nov. 17
    Legendwrote:
    一个儿子的目前草稿如下,我怎么看怎么像抄来的,待我调查调查。

    My name is XXX and my animal is the Gila Monster. I like this animal because it is venonmous and lizard-like. I also like monsters and a Gila monster is a monster that is rarely fatal.

    It can be banded or reticulated. Both types have bands around their tail. The reticulated Gila monster has more broken bands on his body than the banded one. It has a thick body, four stubby legs, 5 toes with sharp claws used for digging and a black face. It can be silver, blue, orange, hot pink, pink and yellow. It is very scaly. The Gila monster cannot run very fast. It has a forked black tongue. The Gila monster has a blue mouth. Its tail grows fater (sic) the more it eats. That is because when the Gila monster is eating, more fat goes into its tail. It can survive without food for months or even years.

    The Gila monster lives in the southwestern united states and northern mexico. It inhabits scrubland, succulent desert and oak woodland.

    The Gila monster does not eat a lot. In fact, the Gila only eats 5-7 times a year. When they do, they eat as much as 1/3 there (sic) body weight. It eats eggs, nestlings, small birds, mammals, frogs, lizards and carrion. Eggs are its favorite food.
    Nov. 17
    厉害。我是大学快毕业了写毕业论文才知道去图书馆,才知道引用别人东西是要quote的。以前写作文从来都是99分的什么+1分的什么直接往上搬,双引号都不打一个滴。
    Nov. 17
    light sunwrote:
    这个报告真不错啊,孩子们虽然只选择了一种动物做研究,但是他们在选择前就已经研究了一批动物了。
    赞~!
    Nov. 17
    Legendwrote:
    小果子:小时候写什么报告了?为什么觉得我小时候写个检查啊通知啊都兴高采烈的。。。别说我现在看儿子老觉得他们这股劲,就跟我小时候写检查差不多。
    Nov. 17

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